If I Only Had A Brain / We're Off To See The Wizard - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Danielle Hope, Paul Keating

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers

Consultin' with the rain

And my head I’d be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain

I’d unravel every riddle for any individ’le

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you’ll be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why the ocean’s near the shore

I could think of things I never thunk before

And then I’d sit, and think some more

I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain

I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry

If I only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why the ocean’s near the shore

I could think of things I never thunk before

And then I’d sit, and think some more

Gosh it would be awful pleasing

To reason out the reason

The things I can’t explain

Then perhaps, I’d deserve ya

And be even worthier of ya

If I only had a brain

We’re off to see the wizard

The wonderful wizard of Oz

We hear he is a wizard of whiz if ever a whiz there was

If ever oh ever a whiz there was the wizard of Oz is one because

Because, because, because, because, because…

Because of the wonderful things he does

We’re off to see the wizard

The wonderful wizard of Oz!