Nothing Rhymes with Christmas - Ana Gasteyer, Julian Fleisher

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Every poet knows

Try to rhyme with Christmas

You’ll end up with prose

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

It is widely known

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Check it on your phone

You can stand in line for Christmas

Waiting for a rhyme for Christmas

Hope you get more time for Christmas

If you don’t, here’s mine for Christmas

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

There’s not much you can do

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

But guess what’s also true

Don’t need a rhyme for Christmas

Only you

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Get that through your head

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Try «Hanukah» instead

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Though it may seem absurd

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Not a single word

Well, one word almost rhymes with Christmas

But who can hear the chimes of Christmas

Stranded on some desert isthmus?

You can keep that rhyme for Christmas

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

There’s not much you can do

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

But guess what’s also true

Don’t need a rhyme for Christmas

Only you

It’s a losing game

You could go insane

I’m telling you the truth

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Verily forsooth

But I don’t need a rhyme for Christmas

What would be divine for Christmas

Is if, just in time for Christmas

Santa made you mine for Christmas

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

It can make you frown

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

But turn it upside-down

‘Cause nothing rhymes with Christmas

But like he who’s been by you kissmas

One fine thing is also true

Nothing rhymes with Christmas

Just in time for Christmas

Don’t need a rhyme for Christmas

Only you