Never Fall in Love with an Elf - Amy Spanger

He’s several hours late

The skyline’s growing dim

While others deck the halls

You dream of decking him

My choice in men has always been

Pathetic, I suppose

The guy who stole my credit cards

The guy who tried on my clothes

And so a row of self-help books

Line my bedroom shelf

Well there’s one rule those books forgot

You never fall in love with an elf

His endless talk of Christmas Town

Will test your every nerve

Still, he’s kinda cute, I guess

Well, if you grade on a curve

And though you vowed you’d never sing

Just look at yourself

You’re halfway through a Christmas song

Called «Never Fall in Love with an Elf»

The holidays will seem bittersweet

While you’re alone in bed

But how can one girl ever compete

With a magic fat guy in a flying sled?

Go ask a hundred single girls

From here Philadel… phia

They’ll say it’s clear as day

You’re in for sleepness nights

If you date a guy

Who has a thing for tights

Oh, never fall in love

Never fall in love

Never

Fall in

Love

With an

Elf

It’s as clear as a jinglebell

If you are single

Well, don’t fall in love with an elf