Residential Burglary - Allister

It was just another boring Friday night

When things got a little out of control

A record player and some cds

Is what he stole

Well he claims he wiped the finger prints

Clean off the stolen goods

But it’s too bad he didn’t hide the evidence

Because he’s going to jail

Andy is going to jail

Now he’s sitting in jail

With a drunk and a wifebeater

He says the food tastes weird

And the cell smells like piss and beer

Now he claims he wiped the finger prints

Clean off the stolen goods

But it’s too bad he didn’t hide the evidence

Because he’s going to jail

Andy is going to jail