The Saga of Jesse Jane - Alice Cooper

I’m in jail in a Texas town

In my sister’s wedding gown

I drive a truck all night long

Listening to Judy Garland songs

Now I’m locked behind bars of steel

I was just looking for a happy meal

I park my rig and I went inside

They’ve never seen such a pretty bride

Jesse Jane, are you insane?

Or are you just a normal guy

Who dresses like a butterfly

Jesse Jane

I paid my bill and I turned around

Facing every red neck in that one horse town

His face was red.

His fist was clenched

He threw his coke and he got me drenched

Jesse Jane, are you insane?

Or are you just an average Joe

Looking for a fashion show

Jesse Jane

Well, I guess that was the final straw

I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra

I killed him dead.

I killed 'em all

And they finally caugh me in the bathroom stall

And now I’m doing ten to life

But I’ll tell you one thing, Bubba

Someday I’m gonna make someone in here

A hell of a wife

Jesse Jane, are you insane?

Or are you just a average guy

Who dresses like a butterfly

Jesse Jane

Jesse Jane, are you insane?

Or are you just a Peter Pan

Looking for his Neverland

Jesse Jane