Philly Sinks - Aimee Mann

It’s always locusts, or floods, or drought

And then it’s parties or prayer

He picks a girl he can live without

And puts her down over there

Philly thinks, and when he thinks he can’t feel anymore

Philly drinks, and when he drinks, all the drunks hit the floor

Philly sinks, and when he sinks you go down

And when you do, you both drown

Congratulations, you hit the mark

You got the bird on the wing

The animatronic bloodhounds bark

The wind-up mockingbirds sing

Philly thinks, and when he thinks you can’t feel anymore

Philly drinks, at least he did when you knew him before

Philly sinks, but now the glass is a girl

But now the girl is a frown

Well, you can put in your oar

But you’re hoping for more

Like the gulls and the freighters they follow around

And if the rowing gets dull

Just knock a hole in the hull

And let the ocean swallow you down

Philly thinks, and when he thinks he can’t swim anymore

Philly drinks, until the tide pulls away from the shore

Philly sinks, and when he sinks you go down

And when you do, you both drown