Cooties - Aimée Allen

AMBER

Tracy Turnblad, this is for you

They came from way far out

In outer space

And with her help

They may destroy the human race

AMBER & GUYS

She’s got cooties!

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

They’ve found a place to nest

GUYS

She’s got cooties

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

If i were her i’d be depressed

Long tailed, sharp nailed

Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

«Eww, get 'em away from me

Get 'em away from me … ewww!!»

In science class

She’s like a walking show-and-tell

Her pet skunk ran away

'Cause it couldn’t take the smell

GUYS

She’s got cooties

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

Nobody want to sit by her

GUYS

She’s got cooties

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

She don’t need a coat

'Cause she’s got fur!

Circle, circle

ALL

Dot, dot, dot

AMBER

Hurry, get your cootie shot!

«Come on everybody, let’s stamp 'em out!»

GUYS

She’s got cooties

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

She’s just as friendly as can be

GUYS

She’s got cooties

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

She shows them cootie hospitality

GUYS

She’s got cooties

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

She’s like a living «twilight zone»

GUYS

She’s got cooties

GIRLS

…Cooties

AMBER

Quick, get rod serling on the phone!

AMBER

Black, white, red, green

AMBER & ENSEMBLE

Every color in between

AMBER

Dresses like a circus clown

AMBER & ENSEMBLE

Somebody oughta hose her down

AMBER

Grew up in a cootie zoo

I bet her two-ton mama’s got 'em too!

«And that’s for you!»