Switch Hitter -

He’s on the side lines

Watching the clock wind down

Too scared to join in

She’s played enough to get around

He lacks the courage

To join her on the open field

He’s been watching her for weeks

She has no clue how he feels

He has no clue that she’s a switch hitter

All that’s in his mind is how he can get with her

It’s a seventh inning stretch and little does he know

He can try all he wants but he’ll never get to take her home

He runs a clean game

But she’s down with playing dirty

He’s going insane

Because his plans are hardly worthy

The score is three to nothing

She’s earning all the points

The farther she pulls away from him

The more he feels destroyed

He has no clue that she’s a switch hitter

All that’s in his mind is how he can get with her

It’s a seventh inning stretch and little does he know

He can try all he wants but he’ll never get to take her home

He has no clue that she’s a switch hitter

All that’s in his mind is how he can get with her

It’s a seventh inning stretch and little does he know

He can try all he wants but he’ll never get to take her home