Coney Island Washboard - The Mills Brothers

Picture you upon my knee

Tea for two

Two for tea

Me for you

You for me alone

Nobody near us to see us or hear us

No friends or relations

On weekend vacation

We won’t have it known, dear

That we own a telephone, dear

Day will break, you’ll wake

Start to bake a sugar cake

For me to take for all the boys to see

We will raise a family

A boy for you, a girl for me

Can’t you see how happy we would be?

Why don’t you picture you upon my knee

Just tea for two

And two for tea

Me for you

And you for me alone

'Cause there’ll be nobody near us to see or har us

No friends or relation

On weekend vacation

W won’t have to tell 'em

That we got a telephone, dear