I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - RuPaul

I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

He didn’t see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peek

He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

And I saw daddy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy-white

Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Mama had only seen

Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night

Yeah, child, I saw daddy. sitting up in there kissin' on Santa Claus

(mmhmm) They was up underneath the.mistletoe.LAST NIGHT (yeah)

Oh no, huh-uh, he didn’t see me creep

I was going downstairs, have a little peek, y’know

Yeah he thought I was tucked up in my bed (mm-mm)

No, child.

You know what would have been funny though, is if Mama would have caught it.

(mmhmm) Oh yeah, Mama would have had a fit.Child.

But I kind of would liked to have seen that, huh? (chuckles)

Mama, Daddy, Santa. Fightin', on Christmas Eve (chuckles)

But you know, I’m glad things worked out the way they did, because otherwise,

Santa might be dead!

(Cuz I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus)

(I saw daddy kissing…) x8, fade-out