Dear Mama - Happy Campers

Dear mom, I’m sorry for all those crazy things I did.\nI’m sorry, I was just a kid. Like the time I put holes in your wall with my ninja stars.\nOr the time I feel asleep and took the bumper off your car.\nDear mom, I’m sorry for all the things I’m doing now.\n7 years in college and I’m still not out.\nNot a doctor or a lawyer, in a crappy punk band.\n25 years old and still more of a kid than a man.\nI’m sorry for being a bum wastin' time dreaming.\nI wish I had success for you. So I could buy you a house on the hill.\nYou could play bingo and just chill. I wish I had success of you.