Sgt Rock (Is Going To Help Me) - XTC

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

I’m enlisting, overseas aid

Need assisting, help with a maid

Get the expert on mademoiselles

He could diffuse any bombshell

If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

I’m invading territories

Girls are foreign and strange to me

Get the expert at kissing and stuff

Well, he stays easy when things get rough

If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Sometimes relationships don’t go as planned

Some girls can make themselves so cold

A no man’s land

If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

And Sgt.

Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine, keep her stood in line

Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey, rock, rock!

Hey!