Why Save the Whales - The Faction, Steve Caballero (pro skateboard legend)

Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jaws

One ate Pinocchio but you don’t care

Solicit money using solemn stares

Acting educated, put on your act

You make people think you’ve got the facts

You study films, keep up on the news

How could anyone be as noble as you

Why save the whales, let’s save us

Give me the money, I’ll open a trust

You think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spew

This fetish for fish has got to end

A helping hand I will not lend

There’s too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sand

Green Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think

is cute

I bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch

outta me