(My Girl Is Calling Me A) Liar - Chromeo

Let’s keep the screaming and the fighting

And the crying to a minimum

And if the kitchen don’t work

We can fight in the living room

You try to hurt me when you say

You’ll find another date

And memories of me will fade away

You try to hurt me and deny

That I was an okay guy

And I’m just left here wondering why

My girl is callin' me

My girl is callin' me a liar

My girl is callin' me a jerk

You jerk!

You’ve got to realize

These were not real lies

I was not trying to hide the facts

It’s the truth that’s in disguise

See, what you fail to see

Is it wasn’t a fantasy

But little by little, all the pains and the pressure

Just got the best of me

I should call P right now!

Hello?

She doesn’t listen to a single word I say

Just give the girl some time and she will come around your way

Man, I ain’t got time to waste and I’m tired of fights

You’ve got to be patient with the woman of your life

Look, I tried to tell her, but she’s cussing me out

Just take her to the movies and you’re gonna work it out!

That’s it?

Yeah

Really?

Alright then, goodnight P

Goodnight