One's On The Way - Loretta Lynn

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France

And Jackieґs seen in a Discoteque doinґ a brand new dance

And the White House social season should be glitterinґ in gay

But here in Topeka the rain is a fallinґ

The faucet is a drippinґ and the kids are a ballinґ

One of ґem a toddlinґ and one is a crawlinґ

And oneґs on the way

Iґm glad Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact

And Debbieґs out in Vegas workinґ up a brand new act

While the t.v.ґs showinґ newly weds, a real fun game to play

But here in Topeka, the screen doorґs a banginґ

The coffeeґs boilinґ over and the wash needs a hanginґ

One wants a cookie and one wants a changinґ

And oneґs on the way

Now what was I doinґ?

Jimmy get away from there

Darn, there goes the phone

Hello honey, whatґs that you say?

Youґre bringinґ a few old buddies home?

Youґre callinґ from a barn?

Get away from there!

No, not you honey

I was talkinґ to the baby

Wait a minute, honey, the door bell

Honey, could you stop at the market and… hello?, hello?

Well, Iґll be…

The girls in New York City, they all march for womenґs lib

And better homes and garden shows, the modern way to live

And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today

Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzinґ

The dog is a barkinґ and the floor needs a scrubbinґ

One needs a spankinґ and one needs a hugginґ

Lord, oneґs on the way

Oh gee, I hope it ainґt twins, again!