American Horror Story (The Name Game) - Voidoid

Judy!

Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fanna fo Fody

Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana!

Lana, Lana bo Bana Banana fanna fo Fana

Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

Come on everybody!

I say now let’s play a game

I betcha I can make a rhyme

out of anybody’s name.

The first letter of the name,

I treat it like it wasn’t there.

But a B or an F

or an M will appear.

And then I say bo add a B then

I say the name and Banana fanna and a fo

And then I say the name again with an F very plain

and a fee fy and a mo

And then I say the name again with an M this time

and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper!

Pepper Pepper bo Bepper Banana fanna fo Fepper

Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,

I drop them both and say the name like:

Bob, Bob drop the B’s Bo ob

For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red

For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary

That’s the only rule that is contrary.

Okay?

Now say Bo:

Bo!

Now Tony with a B:

Bony!

Then Banana fanna fo:

Banana fanna fo!

Then you say the name again with an F very plain:

Fony!

Then a fee fy and a mo:

fee fy mo!

Then you say the name again with an M this time:

Mony!

And there isn’t any name

that you can’t rhyme.

Kit!

Kit, Kit bo Bit Banana fanna fo Fit

Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!

The Name Game!