The Bathroom Song - Renaldo & The Loaf

Bathroom mirror’s upside down

Ceiling has a crack

Tap washer needs replacing

Toothpaste’s lost its cap

Deodorant spray is empty

Bath has lost its plug

I’ve tried different shampoos but

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Bathroom mirror’s fallen down

Ceiling’s on the floor

Water’s round my ankles

Running past the door

Deodorants pray forgiveness

Conditioned as I am

I’ve tried different shampoos but

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!

Every time I shake my head it snows!