Land Of A 1 000 Dances - Chris Kenner

Children, go where I send you

(How will you send me)

I’m gonna send you to that land

The land of a thousand dances

You gotta know how to pony

Like boney maronie

You gotta know how to twist

Stroll like this

Mashed potato

Do the alligator

Twist the twister

Like little sister

Then you get your ya yo

Say, hey, let’s go, go

Get out on your knees

Do the sweet peas

Roll over on your back

Say I like it like that

Do the watusi

Do the watusi

Can you do the fly

With a hand jive

Can you do the slot

The chicken in the pot

Can you do the fish

Slow, slow twist

Can you do the flow

Got to move so low

Can you do the tango

It takes two to tango

Bye bye, children

Bye bye, children

Bye bye, children

Come on, children

I wanna show you

This little place

Across the track

The name of this place

Is I like it like that

The name of the band

The Twistolettes

Come on, children

I wanna show you

I wanna show you

I wanna show you

Come on, children