Robot - 3OH!3

It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot

It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off

Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off

3. 2. 1. Blast off

Yeah she’s an Android, got it on a Polaroid

White lights in her eyes got me all paranoid

Straight out of the movies with some Blade Runner shit

Tongue to the battery, speaking 8-bit

Yeah, like Atari but sorry, no buttons

The only games you play is lie about somethin'

That’s the clue to back off

Before she takes her mask off

3. 2. 1. Blast off

It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot

It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off

Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off

3. 2. 1. Blast off

I don’t wanna date another robot-like

All I ever hear is how she buzz all night

About you don’t wanna see another robot fight

And if you never learned to treat a robot right

All I hear is bleep-bloop, R2D2

When you pull the mask off her face is see-through

Control, Alt, Deletes you until we write the past off

3. 2. 1. Blast off

It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot

It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off

Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off

3. 2. 1. Blast off

Everybody in the place do the robot

I can see it in your face, do the robot

If you got metal parts put your hands up

(Hands up hands up hands up hands up)

Everybody in the place do the robot

Yeah, I can see it in your face do the robot

If you’re born without a heart put your hands up

It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot

It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off

Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off

3. 2. 1. Blast off

All I ever wanted was for you to say you love me

But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry

You left me lying in your bed with a question on my tongue

I shoulda known that you were cold, I shoulda known that you were numb

I shoulda run, I shoulda run, all the things I shoulda done

I shoulda seen my future coming, save my soul from getting' sprung

I shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me in a knot

Well I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot

All I ever wanted was for you to say you love me

But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry

You left me lying in your bed with a question on my tongue

I shoulda known that you were cold, I shoulda known that you were numb

I shoulda run, I shoulda run, all the things I shoulda done

I shoulda seen my future coming, save my soul from getting' sprung

I shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me in a knot

Well I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot

I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot…