If You Ever Need A Stranger (To Sing at Your Wedding) - Jens Lekman

If you ever need a stranger

To sing at your wedding

A last minute choice, then I am your man

I know every song, you name it

By Bacharach or David

Every stupid love song that’s ever touched your heart

Every power ballad that’s ever climbed the charts

You think it’s funny

My obsession with the holy matrimony

But I’m just so amazed to witness true love

And true love can be measured

Through these simple pleasures

They are waiting there for you to be discovered

I would cut of my right arm to be someone’s lover

And maybe I’ll meet her there tonight at the wedding buffet

I walk up to her

When she’s caught the bouquet (Ooh, ooh)

And oh

It’s just like a whirlwind

(Ooh, ooh)

(Aah, ooh)