Sir Maximus Mouse - Roger Glover, Eddie Hardin

He sits in seclusion

Will take no intrusion into his world

They all bow their faces

From men in high places to the office girl

He’s Sir Maximus Mouse

And he lives in a house bought with pieces of paper

If a deal’s up for grabs

Or there’s cash to be had he’s the taker

He’s facing a crisis

A drop in cheese prices force him to sell

Playing with other lives

He makes sure that he survives, they can go to Hell

He’s Sir Maximus Mouse

And he lives in a house that he bought from the Devil

If they question his shares

Then his books will show they’re on the level

With luxury living

His charity giving is a clever scheme

Enormous donations

Help public relations foster the dream

He’s Sir Maximus Mouse

And he lives in a house that could pass for a palace

Like a fortress in which

Like a demon or witch he can vanish