My Baby Plays Me Just Like A Fiddle - Charlie Daniels

My baby plays me just like a fiddle

She knows I love her a lot not a little

I’m just a stick that she likes to whittle

I got a heart and she’s in the middle of it

I got the hoe cakes she’s got the griddle

My baby plays me just like a fiddle

I come home at night

She wants to go dancing

I’m so dog gone tired

I just don’t feel like romancing

Then she walks into the room

With those blue jeans painted on

Then I change my tune

It’s always the same old song

My buddies call to ask

If I want to go fishing

For some large mouth bass

Then she says she’s been wishing

We could stay at home

Then she gives me that look

She’s got that red dress on

And she’s got me on the hook

She’s goes to the stereo

Takes of my Lynyrd Skynyrd

She puts on Julio

And the light starts getting dimmer

She says I love you

Puts them arms around my neck

I smell French perfume

And I know what’s coming next