Do Re Me So Far So Good - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

1992, don’t believe the hype

Take a look at the small print

Ignore the bold type

Let the flags of plunder unfurl

It’s just you and me against the world

The only thing that we’ll ever get from them is sorrow

Lead on Macduff and I’ll follow

In spite of all you been told about Elvis

The good die old and helpless

In bobble hats and armchair football scarves

For the big match with Antarctic Thistle

They didn’t catch the half time whistle

When they wheeled on the pop music stars

With their pop music guitars

And they were singing

1, 2, 3, happy neighbourhood

Do Re Me, so far so good

Because life Mrs Brown

It’s just one big knees up

A night on the town, a storm in a teacup

(More like a teacup in a storm)

Where are the songs about boozers and buildings

Banning the bomb and abusing the children

Who’ll one day be pop music stars

With their pop music guitars

And they’ll be singing

1,2,3, happy neighbourhood

Do Re Me, so far so good