When the Party's Over - Janis Ian

Would you like to learn to sing?

Would you like to sing my song?

Would you like to learn to love me best of all?

Anyone can learn the words

And the melody’s so plain

This is my song to bring you back again

I can teach you how to sing and dance

With a song and dance routine

And when my party’s over

You can fall in love with me

Would like to learn to Tango?

Do you dance the light Fandango?

Teach you how before we’re done

Anyone can make it two

Any two can turn to one

And the melody’s lost

Before the song’s begun

Well, we sound so good together

And so poorly sung alone

Your harmony’s an open breeze

Into my sheltered home

I can teach you how to sing and dance

With a song and dance routine

And when my party’s over

You can fall in love… with me