National Loser Anthem - Umphrey's McGee

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables

Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control

Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don’t believe everything that you breathe

You’ve got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Everyone

Everyone around here

Everyone is so near

It’s holding on

Everyone

Everyone is so near

Everyone has got the fear

It’s holding on

It’s holding on

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

And I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber

Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag

One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job

The daytime crap with the folksinger slob

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey-neck and its hanging from a pigeon wing

You can’t get right if you can’t relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite

Who’s choking on the splinters

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

And I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord

Can you feel it in the air in the night, oh Lord, oh Lord

And I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord

I can feel it oh, oh Lord

And I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord

Oh Lord

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?