Murder In The Brady House - The Queers

Bobby Brady’s doing crack

Marcia’s on the pill

Mike’s in bed with Alice

And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop

Greg is trying on garter belts

B-Face spent two nights in jail

Murder in the Brady house

'Cause Jan Brady couldn’t stand it

Murder in the Brady house

Things were just too great

Murder in the Brady house

Someone had to break

Cindy called Jan a stinker

For playing ball inside the house

She tattletaled

While B-Face kissed the postman on the mouth

Blood is on the TV screen

And guts are on th stairs

Murder in the Brady house

And no on even cares

Murder in the Brady house

Things were just too great

Murder in the Brady house

Someone had to break

Bobby Brady’s doing crack

Marcia’s on the pill

Mike’s in bed with Hubie

And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop

Greg is trying on garter belts

Ben Weasel spent two nights in jail

Murder in the Brady house

'Cause Jan Brady couldn’t stand it

Murder in the Brady house

Things were just too great

Murder in the Brady house

Someone had to break

(Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break

(Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break

(Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break

Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder