The Last Wombat In Mecca - Steve Miller Band

There’s some things I can’t find

Some are better left alone

There are few things I won’t find

Some are better left alone

Like that bulldog in the bathroom

Like that wombat on the phone

As I float in my Lear jet

Without a sling shot or a shield

As I hang in my Lear jet

Without a shotgun or a shield

Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past

With a bulldog at the wheel

Yeah

Can you give us a description

Said the Air Force on the phone

Can you certify you’ve seen this

Said the Air Force on the phone

No, but here’s his passport

And his teeth mark’s on the phone

If I take a long vacation

And nail my bulldog to a wall

If I leave this smoggy nation

And nail my bulldog to a wall

If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut

Will you remember me at all