You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk - Steel Panther

Your beauty is deeper than the sea, but you’re still working on your abc’s

When you’re with me and you speak your mind

I’m afraid of what my friends might find

Because you’re beautiful when you don’t talk

The kind of girl that I would stalk,

but you open your mouth and you break the spell

Talking doesn’t do you well

More beautiful than the rarest jewel

But when you open your mouth you’re such a tool

When I ruminate on all the things you said,

it’s clear your parents dropped you on your head

Because you’re beautiful when you don’t talk

The attention span of a pet rock

When you try to connect it becomes quite clear

There’s nothing in between your ears

There’s nothing going on upstairs

Like headlights shining on a dear

We talked for 30 seconds, now there’s nothing left to say

So it’s one more Boston Pancake and I’ll be on my way

You’re beautiful, so beautiful and young

If only you had been born without a tongue

Please don’t come out of your shell

Because you’re beautiful when you don’t talk

Because you’re beautiful when you don’t talk

But you open your mouth and you break the spell