I'm Obama - Rucka Rucka Ali

I’m gonna smoke some crack

Only got 20 rocks in my pocket

I’m Obama, run tell ya mama

Bitch, I want some corn dogs

I walk up into Congress like

What up with all this ruckus?

I’m the lead speaker

Of the Big Black Caucus

I’m here to give back

To all my crackheads and junkies

Joe Biden says, «Damn, I’m a old ass honky!»

I’m a little fuckin' lazy

I get high with Jay-Z

And give myself a raise

Cuz I’m the one who pays me

Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd.

Street

Now let me get a chicken sammich at the KFC

Shit, but Michelle, it was 99 cents

I’m just gonna pocket shit

Chicken bits and chocolate chips

And anyone that’s starting shit

Is getting hit with rocket ships

I’ma drop a bomb on anyone that’s even talking shit

It’s politics, you wanna come start the next apocalypse?

I’ma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan

No, for real, I used to smoke crack in I’m Blackistan

I’m standin' round, handing out burritos at the border

Let’s keep the Mexicans away from my daughters

You want fucking health care?

I’ll give you some MichelleCare

Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare

Hell, I’m still on welfare

Food Stamps, bridge cards

I still smoke crack, smack a bitch and steal cars

I could blow up any country from my cell phone

Michelle, wait hold on, where’d Michelle go?

I’m gonna choke a tramp

Homie, got 20 glocks in my pocket

All your mamas workin' for Obama

On the White House street corner

I’m gonna smoke a pack

Only got a couple fried chicken buckets

Me, Michelle and Hillary and Palin

It’s a fucking foursome

What you know about fightin' against evil?

What you know abut bombing countries full of brown people?

I did it, I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant

One man’s nigga is another man’s president

I was born in Chicago, that’s a village in Africa

All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika

I’m illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill

I cut through lines at Disney rides

And at the cider mill

Playing with Nancy Reagan’s granny panties

In the Oval Office getting my cock sucked, muthafucka

I’m wearing Abe Lincoln’s top hat, muthafucka

I’m smoking JFK’s crack rocks, muthafucka

They be like, «All of these kids are pretty dumb»

I’m like «Yo, how about them broke ass teachers?»

Kids are dumb fucks, and teachers want money

So let’s give teachers money, and maybe they’ll wanna teach

I call that a plain common sense solution

I smoke crack with a rolled up Constitution

I hate America!

First chance I get

You can bet that I’ma give this place

Back to the Cherokas

If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden

It sorta kinda looks like Obama Biden

I’ma Muslim, praise Osama

And I did 9/11, it was a mistake

One I’m not proud of

How could I have known you’d elect me president?

I look like a Taliban marathon runner

This is awkward

I’m gonna bomb Iraq

Before they try to build a nuclear rocket

Achmadina, daba duba dilla

Bitch I’m comin' for ya

I smoke the baddest dro

I stole a Camaro

I boned the fattest ho

From that bus stop down the road

I drop the baddest bombs

I was born in Taiwan

I can do what I want

Got them fly ass Nigga drones

I’m gonna smoke some crack

Only got 20 rocks in my pocket

I’m Obama, run tell ya mama

Bitch, I want some pork chops