Don't Be A Playa, Haiti - Rucka Rucka Ali

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake

Everyone calm down, we don’t even live there (We live here)

Oh my God it’s a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake

Can you spare 10 bucks?

Come on give it to 'em

'Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes

'Cause they’ve been wastin' the last 500 years in their underwear playin' in

the sand (No pants)

We said put some clothes on, they was like «No», now a earthquake took their

ass out (So sad)

We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids

Y’all come with us, don’t be scared it’s cool, you won’t never see your parents

again (They're dead)

(You know)

Now I’m thinkin' while we over there

(We should)

Lay down a couple states

(Yessir)

Y’all just wait 'til I’m president

I’m gonna run shit a whole new way

Yeah, Germans they’re lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain’t

playin' witchu

Are we done fightin' Germany?

Are we done with Germany?

No, Germans seem to really like startin' shit but it’s cool 'cause it’s not

like they ever win

«But we did kick France’s ass»

Yes you did, but who did not?

Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like «Whoops my bad»

We said it’s okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again

They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million

I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now

Fuck y’all

«Nein please don’t blow us up»

Get fucked

«But it was only a game»

Y’all suck

«But we won’t do it anymore»

You’ll never eat a weinerschnitzel again

Yeah, Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and

everyone is white

We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans

Yeah, Norway doesn’t really do anything, we can’t really trust them I don’t

think

Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees

When I’m president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities

And because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec

(Wee wee)

And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I’ma nuke his ass and say «Ninja please»

And if they keep fuckin' 'round in the Middle East, they just mad 'cause their

mamas are Lesbaneses

Then I’m gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with «istan"('Cause they all

stupid)

I’m gonna blow up China 'cause they eat little dogs

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake

Everyone calm down, we don’t even live there (We live here)

Oh my God it’s a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake

Can you spare 10 bucks?

Come on give it to 'em

'Cause they had a bad earthquake

Hey man at least they didn’t get raped

Wait what?

Oh, they did?

Oh, well then

Someone should give them money