Joanie the Jehovah Witness Stripper - Paul Thorn

She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses

She tells her mama she’s cleaning houses

She goes out witnessing, doing the Lord’s work all week long

But on the weekend, she’s making ends meet

Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

Put a dollar in her G-string and she’ll deliver

If her daddy only knew, he’d prob’ly kill her

Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

One night down at the club, her daddy walked in

He didn’t recognize his daughter dancin'

She wore a blonde wig, he had sunglasses

When she got naked he started clappin'

Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

Put a dollar in her G-string and she’ll deliver

If her daddy only knew, he’d prob’ly kill her

Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

If you ask her why she does it, she looks as it this way:

She says, «I'm countin' my blessings every night when I get paid»

She once lived in poverty, now everything’s all right

The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars a night

Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

Put a dollar in her G-string and she’ll deliver

If her daddy only knew, he’d prob’ly kill her

Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper

Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper