There's a Reason You're Single - Party Cannon

Ripping out the eye lids

To see what is true

Enchanting alduterous

Your life is through

Sharpening the blade

Intent to rupture skin

Covering up her mouth

As we get stuck in

Disposing of the body

Through clever means

Stuffing under floor boards

Spraying with mister sheen

Disinfecting evidence

Disregarding remains

Into the soup bowl

Consuming her brains

Ripping out the eye lids

To see what is true

Enchanting alduterous

Your life is through

Sharpening the blade

Intent to rupture skin

Covering up her mouth

As we get stuck in

Clutch her neck

Fucking choke her

Make her suffer and die

End this now

Kill her now

End this now

Kill her now

Choking on her blood

She takes one more final gasp

Bleeding from her eyes

She feels death’s cold grasp

Crushing her throat between my hands

I feel the life drain away

When it all comes down to it

Jack’s a little bit gay

There is a reason that you’re single

There is a reason

There is a reason that you’re single

There is a reason

There is a reason