Of Two Bearded Men - Number One Gun

Once a year

A man will board his sleigh

While children lie in bed awake

Counting down the minutes for the sun

And the man will fly around the world

And stop for every boy and girl

Making Christmas day

A merry time

But many years before that man

A child was born in Bethlehem

Who made a way to God

For you and I

Then presents came and eyes were turned

From Jesus Christ and what He’d earned

To watching the night sky

For flying deer

But Jesus doesn’t hate Santa Claus

'Cause he knows Santa only does his job

When Santa arrives home from his

Yuletide flight of merriment

And has his Christmas meal

He stops to pray

And God above will hear his prayer

And keep him safe another year

'Cause God knows Santa Claus

Does his best

'Cause Jesus doesn’t hate Santa Claus

'Cause he knows Santa only does his job

But Jesus doesn’t hate Santa Claus

'Cause he knows Santa only does his job