Research (At Beach Resorts) - Max Webster

hot sun and tan / yeah, dontcha just scream

boy, what sand / sand sand sand / say cheese

paddle boats / surf ladies in shorts / up and down the coast we coast

yeah, we cry / research at beach resorts

line up crowds at the pavilion / Max is playing Vacations

we’re in newport for research / to get abreast of thing /

to get get a breast of things / take your tourist toys to the concert

we’ve just researched wasaga beach / bonfire pits at midnight

hangover rhymes at sunrise six

what is it that we stare at?

/ is it the passports and campsite stars?

or the monogrammed bikinis and cars?

or maybe we just need some perspiration 'cause we’re frostbitten Canadian boys

put on your sunglasses / get in on the parade

we’re gonna cruise the beach / we just might get crazed / c’mon research go line up crowds on weekends / Max is playing Vacations

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