Must Be Nice - Lauren Ruth Ward

Must be nice

To be able to choose

What is best for me, and more importantly

What’s best for you

Oh yeah, must be nice

To have a supported plan

Why do you think you’re always right?

Oh, that’s right!

You’re a straight white man

I said, it must be nice

To be assured and calm

You walk right into the room

Everybody takes a seat in your palm

Not me, babe

(Shit, ah!)

It must be nice

To not feel the bleed

You can’t relate, puritan masturbation

You come in your sleep

It must be nice

Oh, to stand when you pee

Oh, why don’t you stand up at the border

'Stead of power-trippin' minorities

Must be nice

To have all the money in the world

Sad for you, your priorities are warped

You can’t even get a girl

Must be nice

To have all the power

Oh, but don’t loose the key to the patriarchy

Then you’ll just be a coward

Must be nice

To have an education

Don’t forget to dot the «I»

When you crucify us for our lesser situation

It must be nice

To sit back, relax, and follow

If you don’t understand what I’m sayin', man:

You are the problem

It must be real nice, babe

It must be nice

Aw sweetheart, yeah, it must be fuckin' nice

Uh, I don’t mean to patronize the patriarchy, but

I’m just sayin', yeah, I’m just singin'

Yeah, I’m singin'

Must be nice

Hey, it must be nice

Oh, it must be nice

Uh, it must be nice, yeah

Female is the futuristic way of thinkin'

Don’t call me a static or say I’m wishful thinkin'

Ain’t drinkin' your Kool-aid of lies

Won’t hide or abide by the rules only made for and by rulers, yeah

We fight then we cry

Then we fight, then we cry

Then we fight, then we cry

Then we fight, then we cry

We fight then we cry

Then we fight, then we cry

Then we fight, then we cry

Oh, must be nice!

It must be nice

Must be nice

Must be nice

Must be very nice

Must be nice!