Pardon My Speech - Great Grandpa

When I wake up

I’m rolling over in bed

It drips from my sweat

When I can’t breathe

When I wake up

I’ve got a phantom of friends

With plans to regret

Leave you hanging

When I don’t wanna be

I don’t want to be anybody’s puppet

To scream at when you can’t pull my strings

I don’t want to be anything to you, no

Buy me a pizza

No cheese please

I’m lactose intolerant

I can’t have veggies

Make my sauce extra bland

Cause what if someone wants to put their hands

On my slice?

When I wake up

I’m rolling over in bed

Drink water instead of your whiskey

When I wake up

I got a phantom of friends

With plans to regret

Leave me hanging

When I don’t want to be

I don’t want to be anybody’s puppet

To scream at when you can’t pull my strings

I don’t want to be anything to you, no

Buy me a pizza

No cheese please

I’m lactose intolerant

I can’t have veggies

Make my sauce extra bland

Cause what if someone wants to put their hands

On my slice?