3 Chord Song - F-Pressers

Halo dad wrote a song

I’m gonna play it all night long

D’yer wanna hear my simple tune

It’s gonna blow the world pretty soon

I know it sounds like me

I know it sounds like you

I know you can’t just simply pick a word or few to say to me

Anyway here’s wanderwall

(strange noises)

Oh tell me big man why do you cry?

I know that it can sound so unkind

But I’m not the one who gonna sit and shake

I’m gonna do this shit until I’ll brake

All right Ladies and Gentlemen

Right here jazz music stops

And everybody rock their heads

Cause y’all look like a ffffff… wanderwall

So I wrote this simple 3 chord song

For you baby, why don’t you sing along

Sing along

(Ha, ha)

Sing along

Well now evrybody sit down

‘Cause here coms the jazz music

(jazz music playing)

Alright I think that’s enough

For you, piece of shit!

Sempai!

Don’t you ever dare touch me right there!

What are you doing step brother?!

How dare are you, bitch?!

I don’t really like that!

Ahhhh!

1!

2!

3!

1!

(repeat)