God Is A Middle-Aged Woman - Ezra Furman, The Harpoons

God is a middle-aged woman

With planets for earrings and international date lines

At the corners of her eyes

She’s thinkin' 'bout remarriage

To a guy she recently met

And hasn’t even asked out on a date

Okay, to be perfectly honest

He’s never even spoken to her

He barely even knows she exists

But hey, God is really shy

She doesn’t like confrontations

And she’s not so young anymore

But oh, God, won’t you just say hello?

Oh, God, you can take it real slow

It’s been hard since Jeremy left her

Sometimes it seems so pointless

Like she’s unloveable

But I, I love her very much

I love the way she looks

And I just want her to be happy

I wish I could talk some sense

Into her troubled head

Full of beautiful grey hairs

But I, I am only human

But maybe that’s just it

Maybe that’s just what she needs

Oh, God, things are gonna be fine

Oh, God, don’t lose your head over some stupid guy

Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night

Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before?

Oh God

Oh God

Oh God

Oh God