Safety Girl - Electric Six

Do you remember

All the nights that we were forced to sit cross legged and listen to jazz?

It began in September

Overbites and acne followed suit for every geek and every spazz

It’s ringing bells, now

I remember Safety Girl

She had a house on Fantasy Lane

That shit is cinch now

Give it up for Safety Girl

She had a face and she had a name

Now I’ve got a diploma

My work is passing muster

And my memories of her slowly fade

Such a strange aroma

Hints of Dijon mustard and a mayonnaise derived from lemonade

This premonition comes as no surprise to Safety Girl

It won’t be long before it all comes true

The parasite that lives inside of Safety Girl

Someday will live inside me and you

Remember Safety Girl

Remember her so well

Remember Safety Girl

Remember-ber-ber…

What really matters are the memories of Safety Girl

I used to hang on each and every word

But there are some hazards when you give yourself to Safety Girl

The line between safe and sorry is blurred

My word

My word

My word

Safety Girl’s a different kind of bird

My word

My word

Safety Girl’s a different kind of bird

«Come, come, Mr Bond, you enjoy Safety Girl as much as I do.»