Happy Hooker - Black Oak Arkansas, Jim Dandy

This poor child was standin' on a corner when

Up walked this woman that looked good all over

I had on my city duds my one and only suit

This fox picked me out and told me I was cute

I said you’re cute too without further adieu

She said for fifty dollars I’ll make love to you

I knew I’d have to buy more than the juice

Then she grabbed me and turned me every way but loose

She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker

All night cooker, a happy hooker

With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man

I don’t usually like to buy it but didn’t slow down to pay

The way she was built money couldn’t stand in the way

We went to her place, 'cause we saw it first

Was no amount of money could measure what she was worth

She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker

All night cooker, a happy hooker

With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man

Uh huh, all right… Uh huh, all night

All I got to tell you she cured a lonely man

Though she didn’t know me, she could understand

The best way I know for this story to end

For me to recommend her to all of my friends

She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker

All night cooker, a happy hooker

With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man