Nobody Understands Me - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Danielle Hope, Paul Keating

Nobody understands me.

Nobody even listens.

Nobody wants to help me.

Might as well talk to scarecrows.

But what about Toto?

Not now,

We’re having a crisis.

(She's gonna call the sheriff)

Not now,

your aunt’s in a state.

(You don’t understand)

Later honey,

You’ll just have to wait.

Nobody understands me.

(We can’t afford to lose one chick)

My little dogs in danger

(you take these out to the car)

Should’ve been born a chicken,

Then they’d have paid attention.

Poor little orphan.

She’s got to learn to earn her keep!

Henry!

Just saying…

Well, come on.

I hope we got them in time!

Oh alright, we’ll get these into the house.

Oh Ee Ah Yo Ah

Oh Ee Ah Yo Ah

Alright come on help me you guys!

You’re stronger than me!

That was scary, I thought it was gonna follow me.

Oh Ee Ah Yo Ah

Come on you guys.

Give it a shove

Hammer and ax at the ready

Shoulders and thighs

Heavens above

Gee, it looks mighty unsteady

Somebody has to help me

(How does this work anyway? I’ll show you)

Somebody has to listen

(Where's the oil can?)

Toto’s in awful trouble

(Hold on, what is it honey?)

She’s gonna call the sheriff

(who is? Ms. Gulsh?)

Ms. Gulsh is taking Toto

She says she wants to kill him!

What happened this time?

Her cat again?

Uh huh!

Should we do what we did last time?

When we were watering the crops!

We turned the hose on Ms. Gulch!

Should we do that again?!

I’ll get you and that girl and her little dog too!

It’s not funny you guys!

You play anymore tricks, you’ll only make it worse!

Relax,

She’s not gonna take him

(But she will!)

She just wants to give you a fright

(No, she means it!)

You oughta know her barks worse than her bite

Hickory help me fix this

Hickory, you be careful

Hickory’s Mr. Fix it

Come on Hickory

Nobody even listens

Come on, Toto

We’re not wanted here

Dorothy!

Poor little kid.

I wish I knew how to help her.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Woohoo!

Hey, I fixed it!

Come on let’s get this hooked up to the barn!

Oh Ee Ah Yo Ah

Oh Ee Ah Yo Ah

Oh Ee Ah Yo Ah (fades)

You’re the only one who really loves me, Toto.

Gosh, there must be some place where we belong.

Some place where we’re not any trouble…

where we’re safe, where we’re…

(bell dings)

Oh, Jiminee!

What was that?

It’s her!

It’s Ms. Gulch!

Quick, hide!

That nasty little mongrel

That whiny little school girl

Repulsive little canine

It’s time she learned a lesson!

(barking)

No, Toto!

Toto, come back!

I wonder if there is such a place…

There must be somewhere…

Somewhere.